Privacy Is Big For Me. To Do

It's Fun For Me To Couple Emotion With Comedy. I Think It Helps Comedy. I Think A Lot Of Times American Comedies Don't Play On Emotion Too Much.

I Once Walked In On My Grandparents Making Love...and That's Why I Don't Eat Raisins.

You Know It's Time To Do The Laundry When You Dry Off With A Sneaker.

I Try To Write Three Jokes Every Day. I Don't Sit Down And Write Them, It's Just Things That Pop Into My Head. Then I'll Go Watch It Fail Onstage That Night.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.