Do You Believe In Fairies? Say Quick

I Don’t Want To Go To School And Learn Solemn Things. I Don’t Want To Be A Man.

What Is Genius? It Is The Power To Be A Boy Again At Will.

Never Ascribe To An Opponent Motives Meaner Than Your Own.

All The Boys Were Grown Up And Done For By This Time; So It Is Scarcely Worth While Saying Anything More About Them. You May See The Twins And Nibs And Curly Any Day Going To An Office, Each Carrying A Little Bag And An Umbrella. Michael Is An Engine Driver. Slightly Married A Lady Of Title, And So He Became A Lord. You See That Judge In A Wig Coming Out At The Iron Door? That Used To Be Tootles. The Bearded Man Who Doesn't Know Any Story To Tell His Children Was Once John.

May God Blast Anyone Who Writes A Biography Of Me.