Do This Or You’ll Burn In Hell.

When Someone Thanks God, I Don't Get Offended.

Try Something. And Never Be Afraid To Fail. That Failure Is Useful Too. It's Just Another Building Block.

It's Going To Be A Night Of Partying And Heavy Drinking. Or As Charlie Sheen Calls It: Breakfast.

You See Reality Tv And It's Not Reality Tv. It's Contrived And Everything Is Plotted And Scripted Nearly. Documentaries Are The Same And Just As Bad.

I Remember The First Check I Got For 'the Office,' And It Made Me Feel Sad. It Ruined It. ... Because There Was Sort Of A Nobility In Poverty.