Do The Scary Thing First, And Get

It Was A Curious Feeling, That Something Could Be So Close And So Distant At The Same Time.

I Was Once Almost Forced Off The Stage At A Large Chain Bookstore That Shall Remain Nameless, Because She Introduced Me As Lemony Snicket, And I Immediately Interrupted Her And Said, "oh No, Lemony Snicket Isn't Here," And Then She Tried To Cancel The Event Right Then And There.

If You Are A Student You Should Always Get A Good Nights Sleep Unless You Have Come To The Good Part Of Your Book, And Then You Should Stay Up All Night And Let Your Schoolwork Fall By The Wayside, A Phrase Which Means 'flunk'.

For Beatrice, I Cherished, You Perished, The World's Been Nightmarished.

The Way Sadness Works Is One Of The Strangest Riddles Of The World.