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The Last Time I Saw You I Was Trying To Throw Thumbtacks Into Your Cradle!
-Daniel Handler
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The Last Time I Saw You I
Daniel Handler
The Last Time I Saw You I Was Trying To Throw Thumbtacks Into Your Cradle!
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