A Friend Will Tell You She Saw

Not Everyone Is Comfortable With The Kissing Ritual. My Husband Is One Of Them. Her Refuses To Press Lips With Anyone Except His Wife, Mother, And Dog. If Someone Wanted To Give Him Mouth-to-mouth Resuscitation, He Would Refuse Until He Had Been Formally Introduced.

A Friend Will Tell You She Saw Your Old Boyfriend - And He's A Priest.

For Years, My Husband And I Have Advocated Separate Vacations. But The Kids Keep Finding Us.

My Theory On Housework Is, If The Item Doesn't Multiply, Smell, Catch Fire, Or Block The Refrigerator Door, Let It Be. No One Else Cares. Why Should You?

Never Order Food In Excess Of Your Body Weight.