A Friend Will Tell You She Saw

Why Take Pride In Cooking, When They Don't Take Pride In Eating?

If The Nest Is Truly Empty, Who Owns All This Junk?

Explain To Me How He [her Son] Can Ride A Bicycle, Run, Play Ball, Set Up A Camp, Swing, Fight A War, Swim And Race For Eight Hours ... And Has To Be Driven To The Garbage Can.

When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time To Go Home.

With Girls, Everything Looks Great On The Surface. But Beware Of Drawers That Won't Open. They Contain A Three-month Supply Of Dirty Underwear, Unwashed Hose, And Rubber Bands With Blobs Of Hair In Them.