A Friend Will Tell You She Saw

I Take A Very Practical View Of Raising Children. I Put A Sign In Each Of Their Rooms: 'checkout Time Is 18 Years.'

When A Child Is Locked In The Bathroom With Water Running And He Says He's Doing Nothing But The Dog Is Barking, Call 911.

Not All Bears Have Their Own Television Series. Some Of Them Are Unemployed Wild Animals.

If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?

Being A Child At Home Alone In The Summer Is A High-risk Occupation. If You Call Your Mother At Work Thirteen Times An Hour, She Can Hurt You.