Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe

Be Careful What You Wish For. You Never Know Who Will Be Listening.

Sometimes The Truth Is Arrived At By Adding All The Little Lies Together And Deducting Them From The Totality Of What Is Known.

But…but You Can’t Treat Religion As A Sort Of Buffet, Can You? I Mean, You Can’t Say Yes Please, I’ll Have Some Of The Celestial Paradise And A Helping Of The Divine Plan But Go Easy On The Kneeling And None Of The Prohibition Of Images, They Give Me Wind. Its Table D´hôte Or Nothing, Otherwise…well, It Would Be Silly.

There Are No Inconsistencies In The Discworld Books; Ocassionally, However, There Are Alternate Pasts.

Oh, There's Plenty Of Reasons. I Just Don't Know Which One.