Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe

The Kappamaki, A Whaling Research Ship, Was Currently Researching The Question: How Many Whales Can You Catch In One Week?

All Was Black, Gloomy And Awful. There Was No Light At The End Of The Tunnel - Or If There Was, It Was An Oncoming Train.

Shoes, Men, Coffins; Never Accept The First One You See.

Although She Was Aware That Somewhere Under Her Complicated Strata Of Vests And Petticoats There Was Some Skin, That Didn't Mean To Say She Approved Of It.

The Oldest Fan Letter I've Had Is From Someone Aged Eighty-five.