Distance, N. The Only Thing That The

Obstinate, Adj. Inaccessible To The Truth As It Is Manifest In The Splendor And Stress Of Our Advocacy.

Repose, V.i. To Cease From Troubling.

Minister, N. An Agent Of A Higher Power With A Lower Responsibility. In Diplomacy, An Officer Sent Into A Foreign Country As The Visible Embodiment Of His Sovereign's Hostility.

Admiration, N. Our Polite Recognition Of Another's Resemblance To Ourselves.

A Violin Is The Revenge Exacted By The Intestines Of A Dead Cat.