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A Girl Asks Her Doctor, "doctor, I've Forgotten To Take My Contradictory Pill!" The Doctor Says: "are You Ignorant?" The Girl Says: "yes, Three Months!"

Have You Heard About The Irishman Who Reversed Into A Car Boot Sale And Sold The Engine?

I'm Staying In A Lovely Hotel, Dressing Robe Behind The Door, Lovely Fluffy Sheets - Took Me A Half An Hour Getting My Suitcase Closed.

Someone Threw A Petrol Bomb At Alex Higgins Once And He Drank It!

I Asked A Shop Owner If He Could Help Me Out. He Said: "what Way Did You Come In?"