Did I Think I'd Ever Be In

Free Agents' Was An Awesome Experience. I Never Play The Glam Girl In Anything, So That Was A New Experience. I Would Walk Into One Of My Trailers And It Would Be Like Spanx, A Spray-tan Gun, And Chicken Cutlets. I Would Have Hair Extensions. It Was Hilarious. Every Day Felt Like I Was Turning Into An Awesome Drag Queen.

I Think I Was Always A Drama Queen. I Really, Really, Really Loved Playing Pretend.

I've Learned Just How Much Capacity For Love A Heart Has. You Can't Believe It. I Couldn't Believe After Having My First That I Could Ever Love Anything As Much As Him. And Then When I Had My Daughter - Your Heart Just Expands. There's So Much Room In It. It's Been A Nuts, Chaotic Mess And I Love It.

You Can Probably Ask My Husband, And He Might Tell You Differently, But I Feel Very Much Like I'm Kind Of Cautious In My Real Life.

There's Such A Crazy Social Expectation Now That We Put On Ourselves And On Each Other About What Motherhood Is Supposed To Look And Feel Like. And It's Impossible To Live Up To Those Standards. You're Setting Yourself Up For Failure At Every Possible Turn.