I'm Very Tactile. I'm A Big Hugger,

There's Such A Crazy Social Expectation Now That We Put On Ourselves And On Each Other About What Motherhood Is Supposed To Look And Feel Like. And It's Impossible To Live Up To Those Standards. You're Setting Yourself Up For Failure At Every Possible Turn.

The Brazilian Bikini Wax Is Torture. To Show A Little Appreciation, You Could Trim Your Nose Hair. And Your Nut Sack.

I Got A Liberal Arts Education Just Because I Felt Like I Should To Keep My Parents Happy, But It Was For Them. If It Was Up To Me, I Would've Just Moved To New York.

I Also Feel Like Motherhood, Especially, Is Seen Usually In Movies With This Saintly Veil Over It. There's Something About Tipping That And Showing What's Actually Going On. Or The Wish Fulfillment Of Probably Most Moms, Which Is Really Exciting. It's An Area That's Unexplored.

I Have Two Kids, And When My Oldest Was First Born, It Was The Most Vulnerable Feeling In The World. I Remember Taking Him To His First Doctor's Appointment, And On The Sheet, It Said "mother," And I Put My Mom's Name. I Was Like, "oh, Right, I ... I'm The Mother!" You Just Feel So Vulnerable.