Detroit: Cars And Rock 'n' Roll. Not

I See Friends Who Are In Different Genres Of Music, And They Say They're So Burnt Playing The Same Stuff Every Night. That's Why You See A Country Act Wanting To Go Out And Play An Old Classic Rock Song. But What Cracks Me Up Is That They All Want To Be Jimmy Buffett. I Can't Figure That Out.

Rap's The Occupation, But One Day Watch I'll Be Pimp Of The Nation.

I Bought A Book Of Mark Twain Quotes. That's About My Speed. I'll Read A Couple Quotes And Put It Down.

I Have Been To Anger Management Twice. After The First Session The Lady Was Like, 'baby, You Don't Seem That Angry At All. You Seem Like A Really Nice Guy.'

People In North Michigan Are Not Different At All From People In Southern Alabama. Trust Me, Someone Who's Spent A Lot Of Time In Both Places. They're All Hardworking, Simple People.