Designer Clothes Worn By Children Are Like

Those Who Use The Word 'lifestyle' Are Rarely In Possession Of Either.

New York Was Always More Expensive Than The Other Places, Even When It Was Going Bankrupt. In Other Words, In 1971, New York Was Expensive For Someone With No Money. For Anyone.

Children Ask Better Questions Than Adults. "may I Have A Cookie?" "why Is The Sky Blue?" And "what Does A Cow Say?" Are Far More Likely To Elicit A Cheerful Response Than "where's Your Manuscript?" "why Haven't You Called?" And "who's Your Lawyer?"

[on Not Reading Newspapers:] If Something Important Happens, Your Mother Calls You.

If Thine Enemy Offend Thee, Give His Child A Drum.