Declassified Papers Report That John Kennedy Was

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Singer Boy Dylan Was Stopped At His Own Sow By Security Guards Who Failed To Recognize The Singer. Asked To Comment, Dylan Replied, 'i Can Hardly Blame Them. Look At Me.'

If Loving You Is Wrong, Then I'll Just Like You A Whole Bunch!

California's Economy Is Declining So Rapidly That Candidates Are Asking 'are You Better Off Now Then You Were Four Minutes Ago?'

Apparently, Six Women Claim That Arnold Schwarzenegger Groped Them While Working On His Movies. Hats Off To These Women Who Admit They Worked On Arnold's Movies.