Death Is The One Predator We Can't

Patience To The Spider

Because I Have No Boobs. My Ears Stand Out, And I Have Freckles All Over Me. (grace) Boobs? (julian) Breasts. (grace) You Have Very Nice Breasts. (julian) Thanks. What About You? (grace) I Have No Breasts. (julian)

Oh, Come On. I Have To Know About The Who-do Voodoo That You Do. (nick)

Look, I Admit You Seem Like A Decent Person. For All I Know You Stop And Move Turtles Out Of The Road Whenever You See One To Keep Someone From Running It Over. But This Turtle Is Tired Of Having Its Guts Spattered On The Pavement While Other People Drive Right Over Him. I Just Want To Scrape Myself Up And Hide In The Woods, Okay? (aiden)

Please, By All The Blessed Saints And Their Bladders, Tell Me You Two Didn’t…have You Lost All Semblance Of Intelligence? (syn)