Dearly Departed, Scarcely Lamented, Deeply Demented.

I Thought You Were All-seeing.” All-knowing, Not All-seeing!” He Snapped. “i’m A God, Not Santa Claus!

Einstein Theorized That Time Travel Was Possible, But He Was Looking At It As Unidirectional, Going Forward. Traveling Into The Past Is Much More Problematic, As Countless Stories Have Demonstrated!

What's Next? If There Are Vampires In There, They Probably Drink Artificial Blood Plasma Substitute.

Great. So If I Saw A Guy Standing Still, And He Wasn't Wearing An Old Uniform, I Just Had To Ask Him To Walk Through Furniture. If He Stared At Me Like I Was Crazy, Then I'd Know He Wasn't A Ghost. - Chloe

We Scarified A Mosquito. I Bet That's What Did It. It Was Probably A Virgin Too.