I Am Annoyed By Individuals Who Are

The Cynical, Caustic, Acid-tongued New York Drama Critic Addison De Witt Introduces His Protege/date Of The Moment, A Bimbo Date And So-called Actress Named Miss Casswell (marilyn Monroe) In Another Very Famous Line: "miss Casswell Is An Actress, A Graduate Of The Copacabana School Of Dramatic Art."

Acting Is Like Roller Skating. Once You Know How To Do It, It Is Neither Stimulating Nor Exciting.

I Do Not Spoil Women. ... I Don't Send Them Flowers And Gifts. . . . I'm Saving Those Gestures Until I Am An Unpleasant Old Man Who Must Resort To Bribery To Win A Woman's Synthetic Affections.

I Am A Reformed Catholic. I'm A Buddhist In Other Words.

This Is No Time To Act Like A Gentleman. I Am A Cad And Shall React Like One.