Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You

Exercise Is A Dirty Word. Every Time I Hear It I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate.

A Glacier Will Frequently Move Forward One Foot While Retreating Three Feet... Which Reminds Me A Lot Of Myself!

Learn From Yesterday, Live For Today, Look To Tomorrow, Rest This Afternoon.

Mom Put A Note In My Lunch Again, I See... Dear Son, I Hope You Will Study Hard In Summer School... Do Not Look Upon It As A Punishment, But Rather As A Privilege... We Are Very Proud Of You, And Want You To Have A Good Education. This Note Will Self-destruct In Five Seconds.

There Sure Are A Lot Of These 'instant' Products On The Market. Instant Coffee, Instant Tea, Instant Pudding, Instant Cereal... Instant Dislike.