Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You

That's The Only Dog I Know Who Can Smell Someone Just Thinking About Food.

Mom Put A Note In My Lunch Again, I See... Dear Son, I Hope You Will Study Hard In Summer School... Do Not Look Upon It As A Punishment, But Rather As A Privilege... We Are Very Proud Of You, And Want You To Have A Good Education. This Note Will Self-destruct In Five Seconds.

Cartooning Is Preaching. And I Think We Have A Right To Do Some Preaching. I Hate Shallow Humor. I Hate Shallow Religious Humor, I Hate Shallow Sports Humor, I Hate Shallowness Of Any Kind.

Never Lie In Bed At Night Asking Yourself Questions You Can't Answer.

Five Hundred Years From Now, Who'll Know The Difference?!