Daydreams Are Doable. The Turn-on Is Not

Crime In The City Streets Is More Than A Political Issue. It's A Too Rampant Fact.... In Indianapolis They Have Come Up With A Most Sensible, Affordable Approach To The Problem. Policemen Are Assigned Their Police Patrol Cars For Personal Use After Hours. They Are Encouraged To Use The Police Car While Taking The Family Shopping, To The Movies, And Everywhere One Takes One's Family. As A Result, Says The Police Chief's Assistant, We May Have As Many As 400 Cars On The Street Instead Of 100 Or So Per Shift. [and] The Presence Of The Police Car Obviously Indicates The Proximity Of Policemen.

Wars Almost Never End The Way Starters Had In Mind.

The Day Nothing Turns You On - You're Dead. No Matter How Many More Years You Go On Breathing.

Speaking Of Birthdays, Our Firstborn [recently Turned 2]. As Parents Sometimes Fondly Do, We Reminisced A Bit About His Early Days On Earth-the Excitement, The Wonder, The Fears When We Brought Him Home. His Every Squeak Or Squawk We Were Sure Heralded Some Terrible Crisis; I Tested The Warmth Of Formulas From Dusk To Dawn, It Seemed. We Were So Germ-conscious My Wife Even Sterilized The Skin Of The Oranges Before Squeezing Them. How Firstborns Ever Survive Their Parents' Attentions Is Beyond Me. However, They Do, And He Did, And, In Spite Of Our Efforts, He Turned Out To Be Quite A Good Guy.

I Was Loaded With Sheer Ability, Spelled I-n-h-e-r-i-t-a-n-c-e.