All Motion Is Relative. Maybe It's You

Cynical? Thats My Fascination. I Do Hateful Things, For Which People Love Me, And Lovable Things For Which They Hate Me. I Am A Friend Of Enemies, The Enemy Of Friends; I Am Admired For My Detestability. I Am Both Poles And The Equator, With No Temperate Zones Between.

Progress Has Never Been A Bargain. You Have To Pay For It. Sometimes I Think There's A Man Who Sits Behind A Counter And Says, "all Right, You Can Have A Telephone But You Lose Privacy And The Charm Of Distance. Madam, You May Vote But At A Price. You Lose The Right To Retreat Behind The Powder Puff Or Your Petticoat. Mister, You May Conquer The Air But The Birds Will Lose Their Wonder And The Clouds Will Smell Of Gasoline."

An Idea Is A Greater Monument Than A Cathedral. And The Advance Of Man's Knowledge Is More Of A Miracle Than Any Sticks Turned To Snakes, Or The Parting Of Waters!

Darwin Was Wrong! Man's Still An Ape.

The Man Who Has Everything Figured Out Is Probably A Fool.