Crows Follow Me Wherever I Go.

It's Something I Was Very Hesitant About, But We're The Only Mammals Who Don't Ingest Our Own Placentas. It's Not Witchcrafty Or Anything! I Suggest It To All Moms!

I've Gotten To Do A Lot Of Weird Stuff.

I Went To A Party At The Playboy Mansion Once. For A Halloween Party. And Everyone Wasn't In Costume, Or If They Were They Were Little Bunnies Or Something, And I Went As Michael Jackson.

It’s Not Witch-crafty Or Anything! I Suggest It To All Moms!

If I Could Do One Thing Over I'd Have Been Nicer To My Parents.