Critic's Delight: Scolding The Mighty Dead.

Eccentricity Gives Misfits A Way Of Fitting In.

When Understanding Would Be Too Difficult, I Become Trusting.

Innovation Violates Tradition--attacks It In Public And Steals From It In Private.

Vice Is A Dreary Business. And Virtue Is Not A Lot Of Fun, Either.

Travelling, I Worry About Luggage, Prices, And Strange Food. At Home, I Am Free To Broaden My Mind By Thinking About The Higher Things.