Coughing In The Theater Is Not A

I Could Have Danced All Night!

Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man? Men Are So Honest, So Thoroughly Square; Eternally Noble, Historically Fair; Who, When You Win, Will Always Give Your Back A Pat. Why Can't A Woman Be Like That?

For A Painter, The Mecca Of The World For Study, For Inspiration, And For Living Is Here On This Star Called Paris. Just Look At It. No Wonder So Many Artists Have Come Here And Called It Home. Brother, If You Can't Paint In Paris, You'd Better Give Up And Marry The Boss's Daughter.

Back Home Everyone Said I Didn't Have Any Talent. They Might Be Saying The Same Thing Over Here, But It Sounds Better In French.

A Schedule So Tight That It Would Only Work If I Didn't Sleep On Monday Nights.