Cooking May Be A Creative Art, But

You'll Never Know Everything About Anything, Especially Something You Love.

It's So Beautifully Arranged On The Plate - You Know Someone's Fingers Have Been All Over It.

How Can A Nation Be Called Great If Its Bread Tastes Like Kleenex?

Tears Mess Up Your Makeup.

Cassoulet, That Best Of Bean Feasts, Is Everyday Fare For A Peasant But Ambrosia For A Gastronome, Though Its Ideal Consumer Is A 300-pound Blocking Back Who Has Been Splitting Firewood Nonstop For The Last Twelve Hours On A Subzero Day In Manitoba.