Cooking May Be A Creative Art, But

Many Of The Delicious Soups You Eat In French Homes And Little Restaurants Are Made Just This Way, With A Leek-and-potato Base To Which Leftover Vegetables Or Sauces And A Few Fresh Items Are Added.

Tears Mess Up Your Makeup.

But I Was A Pure Romantic, And Only Operating With Half My Burners Turned On.

Some Children Like To Make Castles Out Of Their Rice Pudding, Or Faces With Raisins For Eyes. It Is Forbidden -- So Sternly That, When They Grow Up, They Take A Horrid Revenge By Dying Meringues Pale Blue Or Baking Birthday Cakes In The Form Of Horseshoes Or Lyres Or Whatnot.

The Secret Of A Happy Marriage Is Finding The Right Person. You Know They're Right If You Love To Be With Them All The Time.