Conversation Is The Enemy Of Good Wine

I Try To Offset Any Tendency Towards The Macabre With Humour. As I See It, This Is A Typically English Form Of Humour. It's A Piece With Such Jokes As The One About The Man Who Was Being Led To The Gallows To Be Hanged. He Looked At The Trap Door In The Gallows, Which Was Flimsily Constructed, And He Asked In Some Alarm, 'i Say, Is That Thing Safe?

The More Successful The Villain, The More Successful The Picture.

Our Original Title, You Know, Was `the Man In Lincoln`s Nose`. Couldn`t Use It, Though. They Also Wouldn`t Let Us Shoot People On Mount Rushmore. Can`t Deface A National Monument. And It`s A Pity, Too, Because I Had A Wonde.

I Am To Provide The Public With Beneficial Shocks.

One Never Knows The Ending. One Has To Die To Know Exactly What Happens After Death, Although Catholics Have Their Hopes.