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I Enjoy Playing The Audience Like A Piano.

Television Is Like The American Toaster, You Push The Button And The Same Thing Pops Up Everytime.

A Movie Should Be As Long As One Can Hold Their Bladder

I Would Almost Say That The Best Screen Actor Is The Man Who Can Do Nothing Extremely Well.

The Paperback Is Very Interesting But I Find It Will Never Replace The Hardcover Book - It Makes A Very Poor Doorstop.