There Are Two Ways To Write Error-free

Simplicity Does Not Precede Complexity, But Follows It.

A Lisp Programmer Knows The Value Of Everything, But The Cost Of Nothing.

Every Reader Should Ask Himself Periodically “toward What End, Toward What End?”—but Do Not Ask It Too Often Lest You Pass Up The Fun Of Programming For The Constipation Of Bittersweet Philosophy.

C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just Cast Into Void.

If Your Computer Speaks English, It Was Probably Made In Japan.