Compete With The Immortals

Nowadays It Is The Fashion To Pretend That No Single Individual Is Ever Responsible For A Successful Advertising Campaign. This Emphasis On "teamwork" Is Bunkum - A Conspiracy Of The Mediocre Majority.

Always Hold Your Sales Meetings In Rooms Too Small For The Audience, Even If It Means Holding Them In The Wc. 'standing Room Only' Creates An Atmosphere Of Success, As In Theatres And Restaurants, While A Half-empty Auditorium Smells Of Failure.

Within Every Brand Is A Product, But Not Every Product Is A Brand.

I Have Noticed That Agencies Which Are Full Of Fun And Ferment Seem To Create The Best Advertising. If You Are Not Happy In Advertising, For Goodness Sake Find A Job In Which You Would Be Happy. For As Far As I Know, We Pass This Way Only Once

Never Write An Advertisement Which You Wouldn't Want Your Family To Read. You Wouldn't Tell Lies To Your Own Wife. Don't Tell Them To Mine.