Common Sense Ain't Common.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison.

I Have Always Noticed That People Will Never Laugh At Anything That Is Not Based On Truth.

Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land And Wait.

We Are Here For Just A Spell, So Get A Few Laughs.

Borrowing Money On What's Called 'easy Terms,' Is A One-way Ticket To The Poor House. If You Think It Ain't A Sucker Game, Why Is Your Banker The Richest Man In Your Town? Why Is Your Bank The Biggest And Finest Building In Your Town? Instead Of Passing Bills To Make Borrowing Easy, If Congress Had Passed A Bill That No Person Could Borrow A Cent Of Money From Any Other Person, They Would Have Gone Down In History As Committing The Greatest Bit Of Legislation In The World.