Coming Out's The Hardest Part, When You're

I Don't Really Have The Gift Of The Sustained Narrative That You Need To Write A Book. I've Tried A Couple Of Times, And It Just Doesn't Work. But I Get Some Good Passages, So What I'm Going To Do Is Just Take Sections Out Of Them.

Comedy Is What Happens When You Cross The Dateline From The Unbearable. Things Become So Unbearable They Become A Joke.

Love Is The Distance Between Reality And Pain.

Promoting A Record On A Major Label Is Like Running A Minor Military Campaign.

As Soon As Someone Like Me Or David Lynch Pops Up Everyone Says Hallelujah, How Weird.