Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And

When I Was Onstage Doing The Work, Adrenaline Killed The Pain Because I Never Hurt In Front Of An Audience.

This Is The Pain Pacemaker. I've Got A Battery Under My Skin. From That Battery Are Two Electrodes That Go Into The Spine Where They Cut Bone Away To Accommodate It. Now I Put On The Power Here. If I Have The Pain, The Stimulator Starts. It's Tingling, Like When Your Foot Falls Asleep, You Know?

For Those Who Understand, No Explaination Is Needed...for Those Who Don't, None Will Do.

The Day You're Born, You Get The Pink Slip On You. Outright Ownership. You Must Only Share That Life With Those That You And Only You Choose.

I Don't Want To Be Remembered. I Want The Nice Words When I Can Hear Them.