Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And

A Lot Of People Resent That I've Been In Someone's Life For 50 Years. Why Shouldn't People Have An Affection For Me And What I've Done? Didn't I Have To Be Genuine For Them To Buy Into What I Did? There Are Children Who Grow Up Today Who Will Not Have That When They're 55 Years Old. With Whom Will They Have It? Name An Example For Me.

I Get Paid For What Most Kids Get Punished For.

You Might As Well Like Yourself; Just Think About All The Time You're Gonna Have To Spend With You.

(the Nutty Professor) Was A Labor Of Love. It Was A Total Film. It Was The Most Productive, Creative Work Of My Life.

I Tell Young Comics, 'do You Want This Badly Enough? It's There. But You Have To Go Get It. And If You Think I'm Going To Give You The Key To The Lock Of That Door, There Is No Key, There Is No Lock, And There Is No Door.'