Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And

Don't You Understand How Dramatic It Is To Be A Comic? To Be A Fool, To Get People To Laugh At This Show-off? Milton Berle Could Take Laurence Olivier And Stick Him Under The Table If He Wanted To. And So Could I.

People Say, "how Would You Like To Be Remembered?" I Don't Want To Be Remembered. Gimme A Break. What I Want Is To Hear What's Great About Me Now. Let Me Hear It! In The Box You Don't Hear These Eulogies.

For Those Who Understand, No Explaination Is Needed...for Those Who Don't, None Will Do.

When I Was Onstage Doing The Work, Adrenaline Killed The Pain Because I Never Hurt In Front Of An Audience.

If You Think Childlike, You'll Stay Young. If You Keep Your Energy Going, And Do Everything With A Little Flair, You're Gunna Stay Young. But Most People Do Things Without Energy, And They Atrophy Their Mind As Well As Their Body. You Have To Think Young, You Have To Laugh A Lot, And You Have To Have Good Feelings For Everyone In The World, Because If You Don't, It's Going To Come Inside, Your Own Poison, And It's Over.