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If I Could Change The Structure Of Existence I Would Do It. I Could See A Better Way To Live For Everybody.

I Never Have An Alter Ego In The Movies. That's A Fiction That The Press Has Made Up Over The Years, And It's Fun To Write That. It Gives Them Something To Write.

There Is No Question That There Is An Unseen World. The Problem Is, How Far Is It From Midtown And How Late Is It Open?

Honey! Bring Down A Copy Of My Will - And An Eraser!

Manute Bol Is So Skinny They Save Money On Road Trips. They Just Fax Him From City To City.