Comedians Don't Have Hits. You Have To

You’re A Feminist If You Go To A Jay Z And Beyoncé Concert, And You’re Not Like, ‘mmm, I Feel Like Beyoncé Should Get 23 Percent Less Money Than Jay Z'.

I Just Didn’t Want To Be Pigeonholed As An 'ethnic Comic' Or An 'asian Comic.' I Just Wanted To Be On The Same Playing Field As Everyone Else.

When You Meet Someone You Really Like And Connect With, I Think That's Very Special, And Not To Be Taken For Granted.

Others Fear What The Morrow May Bring. I Am Afraid Of What Happened Yesterday.

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.