Come To Me. I Want To Plow

Nothing Will Stop You Being Creative More Effectively As The Fear Of Making A Mistake.

I Think The Problem With People Like This Is That They Are So Stupid That They Have No Idea How Stupid They Are.

Comedy Always Works Best When It Is Mean-spirited.

There Are 3 Basic Differences Between We British And You Americans. One, We Speak English, And You Don't. Two, When We Have A "world Championship", We Invite Teams From Other Nations. Three, When You Meet The British Head Of State, You Only Have To Get Down On One Knee.

When You're Being Stalked By An Angry Mob With Raspberries, The First Thing To Do Is To Release A Tiger.