Come Over Here So I Can Examine

3 Whole Catfish, Wrapped Separately Veet (it’s For Shaving Your Legs Only You Don’t Need A Razor. It’s With All The Girly Cosmetic Stuff) Vaseline Six Pack, Mountain Dew One Dozen Tulips One Bottle Of Water Tissues One Can Of Blue Spray Paint

In Our Hyper-secular World, Worship Is Still Inevitable. But It Is Vital To Remember That Our Gods Don't Choose Us, We Choose Them.

You Never Know. It's Just. It's Like. Poof. And You're Gone.

I Do, Augustus. I Do.

We're Professional Worriers. You're Constantly Imagining Things That Could Go Wrong And Then Writing About Them.