I Didn't Always Want To Be A

I Didn't Always Want To Be A Dad.

I Know How To Behave But Sometimes I Can't Be Bothered.

Discipline? I Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word.

I Need Them, Need Them To Give Me A Kick Up The Arse. Otherwise I'd Just Be Sat-in Getting Fat, Counting Me Money. It's Good People Living On Your Doorstep And Looking Through Your Bins. Gives You Energy.

Everyone Knows That If You've Got A Brother, You're Going To Fight.