Children Make Your Life Important.

Good Kids Are Like Sunsets. We Take Them For Granted.

For Years, My Husband And I Have Advocated Separate Vacations. But The Kids Keep Finding Us.

Babies On Television Never Spit Up On The Ultrasuede.

Cleaning The House While The Children Are Home Is Like Shoveling While It's Still Snowing.

My Kids Always Perceived The Bathroom As A Place Where You Wait It Out Until All The Groceries Are Unloaded From The Car.