Children Have A Master To Teach Them,

Comedy Too Can Sometimes Discern What Is Right. I Shall Not Please, But I Shall Say What Is True.

Prayers Without Wine Are Perfectly Pointless.

Do Not Bandy Words With Your Father, Nor Treat Him As A Dotard, Nor Reproach The Old Man, Who Has Cherished You, With His Age.

You Cannot Make A Crab Walk Straight.

There's No Art Where There's No Fee.