Chickens Have An Uncanny Sense Of Direction.

Some Women Have Said, 'gee, Here I Am Getting Involved With This Fat Guy, What Will People Think Of Me?' But They Were Converted And Sometimes Surprised.

If The English Had Deep-dish Pizza They Could Have Kept Their Empire.

The Activities Of These Parasites And Degenerates Gave Rise To Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, And Also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, And Mama, Which Is Like Dada Only Nicer.

Werewolves Are Much More Common Animals Than You Might Think.

I Believe It Is Impossible To Make Sense Of Life In This World Except Through Art.