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The Pattern Of A Newspaperman's Life Is Like The Plot Of 'black Beauty.' Sometimes He Finds A Kind Master Who Gives Him A Dry Stall And An Occasional Bran Mash In The Form Of A Christmas Bonus, Sometimes He Falls Into The Hands Of A Mean Owner Who Drives Him In Spite Of Spavins And Expects Him To Live On Potato Peelings.the Sunday World Was A Dry-stall Interlude In My Wanderings.

An Englishman Teaching An American About Food Is Like The Blind Leading The One-eyed.

If You Just Try Long Enough And Hard Enough, You Can Always Manage To Boot Yourself In The Posterior.

If There Is Any Way You Can Get Colder Than You Do When You Sleep In A Bedding Roll On The Ground In A Tent In Southern Tunisia Two Hours Before Dawn, I Don't Know About It.

If The First Requisite For Writing Well About Food Is A Good Appetite, The Second Is To Put In Your Apprenticeship As A Feeder When You Have Enough Money To Pay The Check But Not Enough To Produce Indifference Of The Total.