Chess And Me, It's Hard To Take

They're All Weak, All Women. They're Stupid Compared To Men. They Shouldn't Play Chess, You Know. They're Like Beginners. They Lose Every Single Game Against A Man. There Isn't A Woman Player In The World I Can't Give Knight-odds To And Still Beat.

Teach People To Play New Chess, Right Away. Why Do You Offer Them A Black And White Television Set, When There Is A Set In Color?

Genius. It's A Word. What Does It Really Mean? If I Win I'm A Genius. If I Don't, I'm Not.

I Don't Recommend Trying To Cram A Lot Of Long Opening-move Variations Into Your Head. The Main Idea Behind Any Opening Is To Get A Strong Pawn Center And Give Your Pieces A Lot Of Scope So That You Cramp Your Opponent's Position And Can Attack Weaknesses In His Game.

Concentrate On Material Gains. Whatever Your Opponent Gives You Take, Unless You See A Good Reason Not To.