Cheops' Law: Nothing Ever Gets Built On

A Woman Is Not Property, And Husbands Who Think Otherwise Are Living In A Dreamworld.

Certainly The Game Is Rigged. Don't Let That Stop You; If You Don't Bet You Can't Win.

No Storyteller Has Been Able To Dream Up Anything As Fantastically Unlikely As What Really Does Happen In This Mad Universe.

Don't Explain Computers To Laymen. Simpler To Explain Sex To A Virgin.

I Don't Trust A Man Who Talks About Ethics When He Is Picking My Pocket. But If He Is Acting In His Own Self-interest And Says So, I Have Usually Been Able To Work Out Some Way To Do Business With Him.