Ignorance Is Curable, Stupid Is Forever.

If You Pray Hard Enough, Water Will Run Uphill. How Hard? Why, Hard Enough To Make Water Run Uphill, Of Course!

In A Family Argument, If It Turns Out You Are Right, Apologize At Once.

When It Don’t Rain, The Roof Don’t Leak; When It Rains, I Can’t Fix It Nohow.

The Shamans Are Forever Yacking About Their Snake Oil Miracles. I Prefer The Real Mccoy, A Pregnant Woman.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just Before Their Periods Women Behave The Way Men Do All The Time.