Chemistry Cannot Be Purchased.

I Hate Flying. Know Why? Because No One Really Understands How Planes Actually Work.

Taylor Swift Is Super Charming. Damn You Swift.

I’m Doing Pretty Well. If You Don’t Get Married, You Can’t Get Divorced. Why Couldn’t We Learn From The Devastatingly Low Percentage Of Successful Marriages That Our Last Generation Went Through?

I'm Confident. Some People Don't Like Confidence. They Resent Confidence.

Before I Go On Stage, I Pretend That Everyone Loves Me.