Cheese Is Milk's Leap Towards Immortality.

What Is A Sense Of Humor? Surely Not The Ability To Understand A Joke. It Comes Rather From A Residing Feeling Of One's Own Absurdity. It Is The Ability To Understand A Joke, And That The Joke Is On Oneself.

When You Reread A Classic, You Do Not See More In The Book Than You Did Before; You See More In You Than There Was Before.

Dr. Seuss Provided "ingenious And Uniquely Witty Solutions To The Standing Problem Of The Juvenile Fantasy Writer: How To Find, Not Another Alice, But Another Rabbit Hole.

We Prefer To Think That The Absence Of Inverted Commas Guarantees The Originality Of A Thought, Whereas It May Be Merely That The Utterer Has Forgotten Its Source.

The Adjective Is The Banana Peel Of The Parts Of Speech.