Charlie Sheen Has The Potential To Cause

I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.

We're Vatican Assassins. How Complicated Can It Be?

You Have This Great Big Fantasy Life, And It Looks Like A Non-stop 24/7 Party. But What Do You Do When You Get To The End Of The Internet And There's Nothing Left To Buy? There's Just A Picture Of Wayne Newton Flipping You Off.

I'm Still Alive, Which Is Pretty Cool.

I Don't Sleep. I Wait. I Sleep In Cars And On Couches. I Sleep When I Can, But When I Can't Sleep, I Just Don't, So I Figure There's A Higher Calling Keeping Me On Point That Night.