Charity: A Thing That Begins At Home,

A Book On Cheap Paper Does Not Convince. It Is Not Prized, It Is Like A Wheezy Doctor With Pigtail Tobacco Breath, Who Needs A Manicure.

Money Never Made A Fool Of Anybody; It Only Shows Them Up.

God Looked Upon His Work And Saw That It Was Good. That Is Where The Clergy Take Issue With Him.

A Retentive Memory May Be A Good Thing, But The Ability To Forget Is The True Token Of Greatness.

I Do Not Read A Book; I Hold A Conversation With The Author.