Change Is Such Hard Work.

What's So Fascinating And Frustrating And Great About Life Is That You're Constantly Starting Over, All The Time, And I Love That.

When We Had The Girls, My Daughter Jenny Gave Us Like A Bible From My Daughter Of, "don't Feed Them This; Don't Feed Them That, If She Says This, Don't Say That," It Was Crazy!

In High School, I Was The Class Comedian As Opposed To The Class Clown. The Difference Is The Class Clown Is The Guy Who Drops His Pants At The Football Game, The Class Comedian Is The Guy Who Talked Him Into It.

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.

[i Did Impressions] Of Relatives Because I Heard So Many Different Sounds. My Dad Was In The Music Business And Of Course My Uncle Was A Giant [music Producer], But My Dad In Particular Had The House Filled With These Dixieland Jazz Stars.