Chanel Was A Workaholic. She Must Have

To Be Completely Woman You Need A Master, And In Him A Compass For Your Life. You Need A Man You Can Look Up To And Respect. If You Dethrone Him It's No Wonder That You Are Discontented, And Discontented Women Are Not Loved For Long.

The British Have An Umbilical Cord Which Has Never Been Cut And Through Which Tea Flows Constantly. It Is Curious To Watch Them In Times Of Sudden Horror, Tragedy Or Disaster. The Pulse Stops Apparently, And Nothing Can Be Done, And Not One Move Made, Until A “nice Cup Of Tea” Is Quickly Made. There Is No Question That It Brings Solace And Does Steady The Mind. What A Pity All Countries Are Not.

If There Is A Supreme Being, He's Crazy.

It Is My Private Life Which No One Knows Anything About, Nor Ever Will. It Needs More Than Half My Time If It Is To Be A Success.

A Country Without Bordellos Is Like A House Without Bathrooms.