Celebrity Is The Religion Of Our Time.

Women Are Affected By Lunar Tides Only Once A Month; Men Have Raging Hormones Every Day.

If Wit Is The Most Sophisticated Form Of Humor, Pranks Are The Most Juvenile.

Washington Is A Place Where People Have Always Been Suspect Of Style And Overt Sexuality. Too Much Preening Signals That You're Not Up Late Studying Cap-and-trade Agreements.

Feminism Died In 1998 When Hillary Allowed Henchlings And Democrats To Demonize Monica As An Unbalanced Stalker, And When Gloria Steinem Defended Mr. Clinton Against Kathleen Willey And Paula Jones By Saying He Had Merely Made Clumsy Passes, Then Accepted Rejection, So There Was No Sexual Harassment Involved. As To His Dallying With An Emotionally Immature 21-year-old, Ms. Steinem Noted, 'welcome Sexual Behavior Is About As Relevant To Sexual Harassment As Borrowing A Car Is To Stealing One.' Surely What's Good For The Comeback Kid Is Good For The Terminator.

Settling Is About Not Embracing What Is Best For You And Accepting What You Really Don't Want. When You Settle, You Accept Less Than You Deserve. Settling Becomes A Habit And A Way Of Life, But It Doesn't Have To Be. According To Maureen Dowd, "the Minute You Settle For Less Than You Deserve, You Get Even Less Than You Settled For